By Kitteh and NeoFox
Warnings: It's gay ya'know. It's gay.
Disclaimer: Smeets will eat our souls if we dare claim Invader Zim. So yeah, Jhonen can keep his smeets of DOOM! We just want to borrow Zim and Dib for a fic, so calm yourselves.
Summary: ZADR. AU. A bass ackwards universe in which Dib is just your regular tom-emo in middle skool, his father isn't the renowned Professor and Zim is actually smart and oh so fabulous.
Children screamed and cried much too loudly in the run-down, flashy place which was the city's carnival. All around were rides that looked much too big to really fit on such a small space chosen for the event. Some rides that went around, some that went up and down - one that completely dropped. That one seemed to scare a lot of parents until it actually went back up.
The few people that weren't waiting in line for their thrills were waiting in line to grab